This is the most amusing piece of junk mail Ive received in quite a while. I think its the badly written pseudo-literary style that does it for me.
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I am Mrs. Sarah Welsh, an English woman who is suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Sir Jim Welsh who also is an Englishman though dead now. My husband worked with the British Railways for over two decade before the cold hand of death took him away on the 23rd of July 2003 at about 2:00AM. Our marriage lasted for over a decade without any fruit of the womb. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals within the United Kingdom, Europe, North and South America,Africa and the rest of the globe as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10 Million (Ten Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling with an offshore Bank in Nigeria.Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have a limited or numbered days on earth and that my life
span will not exceed 150days due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to
the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to a non-governmental,or a non religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an individual, that will
utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.I want a non governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit,organization or better still an individual, that will use this gift which comes from my husbands sweat to fund the upkeep of widows,widowers,orphans, destitute,
the down-trodden, physically challenged children,barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.
It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth.I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want
my husband Jim Welsh hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.I know that I am going to be with the Almighty when I eventually pass on.The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need any telephone
communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husband relatives around me. I do not want them to know
about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Nigeria. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in souring
for a non-governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an individual for this same purpose.Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon and God bless you and members of your family.
Mrs. Sarah Welsh. (Benefactor)
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Listening to: Billy Idol - Dancing with myself